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小学生英语幽默故事五则

小学新闻网 2019-09-13 10:41 小学英语 167次

  小学生英语幽默故事一:

  

  Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

  

  汤姆是个小孩, 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了,然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她,“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?" "没有, 我里面没朋友, 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"

  

  小学生英语幽默故事二:

  

  Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

  

  Man:He is really somebody.What does do?

  

  Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

  

  他真是一个大人物

  

  小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。

  

  男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?

  

  小孩:墓地守墓人。

  

  小学生英语幽默故事三:

  

  Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

  

  Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

  

  一名伟人

  

  老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?

  

  学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。

  

  小学生英语幽默故事四:

  

  Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

  

  Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.

  

  史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.

  

  服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的.

  

  小学生英语幽默故事五:

  

  Son: Dad, give me a dime.

  

  Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

  

  Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

  

  儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。

  

  父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了),不是吗?

  

  儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?

  

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